wwii

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 11:36:06 GMT

I just can't comprehend this. Why, God, why?

http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 10:32:07 GMT

Stolen from ohnotheydidnt. Go to the "portfolio" section of the site and hover your mouse over the picture to see what it looked like before "touch-ups."

http://glennferon.com

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:41:10 GMT

I can't stop laughing.

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:06:48 GMT

I made this quite some time ago thanks to this page. It's been edited a bit since the original. Hagrid now has a beard and I changed the contact information at the end.

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:29:42 GMT

</justify>
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - Bible Fellowship". ***
Iwillbegone: click, dumb buttwipe
kiII christ: hello sinners. >:)
BeKind2EachOther: oh my goodness that's pretty sad
SandeShells: kill ... click
Martinstuart9: kill you homo!!!
SteveOlsta: gee, this WAS a peaceful room
Ourangelseyes: what kinda name is that kill?
FlowerSunnyL: someone lock the NUT door , please
kiII christ: jeebus is the lamb of god.
kiII christ: i'm eating lamb chops tonight.
RCC thursday: the fact is Jesus was beaten, Jesus was hung on a tree
SaIGal4God: kill, Christ was killed but He lives now also
kiII christ: nope, he's dead.
kiII christ: i killed him.
BeKind2EachOther: Kill, do you think it's funny to have that name?
BeKind2EachOther: what do you suposse God thinks about it?
kiII christ: god loves it. he hated that bastard jeebus.
BeKind2EachOther: Kill, do you look out for lightening wherever you go? you might want to..
SaIGal4God: we all killed Christ, but He loves us sooo much
kiII christ: nope, he hates me.
kiII christ: i killed the bastard.
Martinstuart9: I don't think that line indicates Jews for all eternally for killing Christ, we all have the blood of Jesus on our hands
RCC thursday: God didnt know jesus would suffer?
kiII christ: you are all going to hell.
kiII christ: jeebus is rebelling.
Nichole296: kill....click
RedRoseThorns: kill, stop that, its childish
Ourangelseyes: kill did you come in here just to stir stuff up?
Martinstuart9: it shouldnt' be misconstrued to say that jews are responsible for Jesus's deth
SaIGal4God: Our, u know he did
SaIGal4God: to get a rise
kiII christ: why would i do that, ourangelseyes? >:(
SandeShells: our.. he can't stir things up if u have him on ignore
Iwillbegone: put kill on ignore as soon as she saw that wicked sn
kiII christ: you guys are sore losers.
BeKind2EachOther: its so much better to put people like that in your prayer book and on ignore at the same time
Ourangelseyes: this is a chat named bible fellowship kill duh
SaIGal4God: OUr, he knows that
kiII christ: jeebus was first.
kiII christ: your family is next!
Ourangelseyes: and your an idiot kill
Lurch55741: It does no good to report

O1d SchooI 2 (1:25:04 AM): still looking for porn
asscxnt (1:25:17 AM): nah. harassing christians.
O1d SchooI 2 (1:27:11 AM): lol
O1d SchooI 2 (1:27:30 AM): yea ok
O1d SchooI 2 (1:29:39 AM): are you telling them you killed god
asscxnt (1:30:01 AM): rofl.
O1d SchooI 2 (1:30:26 AM): if he comes back you want to kill him i'll let you
O1d SchooI 2 (1:30:54 AM): i was going to but you can
asscxnt (1:31:20 AM): lmao okay
O1d SchooI 2 (1:31:35 AM): i'll just kick him after words
O1d SchooI 2 (1:31:48 AM): we should get blacks to do it
O1d SchooI 2 (1:31:54 AM): so we can slave them again
O1d SchooI 2 (1:32:17 AM): you know what that means
asscxnt (1:44:14 AM): rooooofl.
asscxnt (1:46:31 AM): i'm going to hell.
O1d SchooI 2 (1:55:22 AM): hell is ok

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:30:52 GMT

Some guy instant messaged me telling me about how much he wanted to be a girl. I feel kind of bad showing his gross pictures to everyone, but they are just too fucking weird to not post them. At least I was nice enough to alter his screen name and save him some embarrassment. Not like he has other, more important things to be embarrassed about. Like being seen in public. It is a sick, sad world that we live in these days.

bong13 [6:11 PM]:   hi. i was wondering if i could ask you a question? i'm looking for a girls opinion.
kameIe [6:11 PM]:   uh, sure
kameIe [6:11 PM]:   what is it?
bong13 [6:11 PM]:   thanks. i really hope you dont think i sound stupid for asking this, but do you think it's dumb for a guy to wanna look more like a girl? even if he's not gay
kameIe [6:12 PM]:   in what sense do you want to look more like a girl?
bong13 [6:12 PM]:   well, like have more of a female figure i guess. like feminine body
kameIe [6:13 PM]:   ... like tits and stuff?
bong13 [6:13 PM]:   yes exactly
kameIe [6:13 PM]:   all right
kameIe [6:13 PM]:   and you are expecting to find a girlfriend with said tits, correct?
bong13 [6:13 PM]:   well, eventually, but not like rushing to find one
kameIe [6:14 PM]:   i see.
kameIe [6:14 PM]:   and why do you feel this way about yourself?
bong13 [6:15 PM]:   well, i grew up with my cousins and they were both girls. as long as i can remember i felt jealous of them because of how they looked. i remember growing up and i wished i could be like them.
bong13 [6:15 PM]:   i feel so envious of the girls i know
kameIe [6:15 PM]:   have you considered being a drag queen?
bong13 [6:16 PM]:   well, dressing up wasn't doing anything for me. i talked to a girl i'm friends with about how i felt. she told me to start taking her birth control pills and some female hormone pills her mom had. so i have been taking them for awhile now.
bong13 [6:17 PM]:   i'm afraid to tell any of my guy friends. i've been avoiding them
kameIe [6:17 PM]:   why have you been avoiding them?
kameIe [6:17 PM]:   you should be proud of your decision.
bong13 [6:17 PM]:   well, stuff has been happening to me ever since i started taking all of these pills.
kameIe [6:17 PM]:   is blood leaking out of your pp yet?
bong13 [6:18 PM]:   no. will that happen?
kameIe [6:18 PM]:   yes.
kameIe [6:18 PM]:   and out of your pooper as well.
kameIe [6:19 PM]:   i suggest you start douching it.
kameIe [6:19 PM]:   have you developed breasts?!
bong13 [6:19 PM]:   yes and i look a lot thinner
kameIe [6:19 PM]:   are they saggy?
bong13 [6:19 PM]:   i dont think so. i would show you, but i think i look kinda dumb in the pics i have
kameIe [6:19 PM]:   let me see.
bong13 [6:19 PM]:   but i dont have a shirt on
kameIe [6:20 PM]:   it's fine.
bong13 [6:20 PM]:   sent

kameIe [6:22 PM]:   hmm
kameIe [6:22 PM]:   are they leaking milk?
bong13 [6:22 PM]:   no
kameIe [6:22 PM]:   hmm.
bong13 [6:23 PM]:   but it feels swollen and sore on the sides and kinda itches
kameIe [6:23 PM]:   well that is normal.
bong13 [6:23 PM]:   i'm not used to how it feels. my chest feels too sensitive now
kameIe [6:25 PM]:   are you regretting your decision?
bong13 [6:25 PM]:   well, i wish they looked different.
kameIe [6:25 PM]:   like?
bong13 [6:25 PM]:   like some of the girls i see on tv
bong13 [6:25 PM]:   more round and bigger
kameIe [6:25 PM]:   have you thought of getting breast implants?
bong13 [6:25 PM]:   do they look real?
kameIe [6:25 PM]:   yes.
kameIe [6:25 PM]:   are they?
bong13 [6:26 PM]:   are they what?
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   real
bong13 [6:26 PM]:   breast implants?
bong13 [6:26 PM]:   i dont know anyone that has them
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   i see.
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   well
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   have you talked to your doctor about any of this?
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   or a psychologist?
bong13 [6:26 PM]:   no. i dont have any medical insurance
kameIe [6:26 PM]:   they can give you really good advice.
kameIe [6:27 PM]:   oh.
bong13 [6:27 PM]:   i feel fine so far.
bong13 [6:27 PM]:   but it's weird how thin i got since i started taking all of this stuff. i also dont have to shave anymore.
kameIe [6:27 PM]:   shave what?
kameIe [6:27 PM]:   your face?
kameIe [6:27 PM]:   or ... ?
bong13 [6:27 PM]:   yes.. my face
bong13 [6:28 PM]:   almost all the hair on my arms is gone too
bong13 [6:28 PM]:   even the hair on my legs is less obvious.
kameIe [6:31 PM]:   hmm, i see.
bong13 [6:32 PM]:   do i have to wear a bra now?
kameIe [6:33 PM]:   uh you should, before your tits sag
bong13 [6:33 PM]:   i only have one and when i wear it, it makes them more obvious and they look rounder
kameIe [6:34 PM]:   isn't that what you want?
bong13 [6:34 PM]:   well, not all the time. sometimes i want it to be less obvious.
kameIe [6:34 PM]:   why?
kameIe [6:34 PM]:   why are you ashamed?
kameIe [6:35 PM]:   this is what you wanted.
bong13 [6:35 PM]:   i wish they were naturally rounder
bong13 [6:35 PM]:   but i dont think i can really pass as a girl right now
kameIe [6:35 PM]:   oh so you want to pass as a girl?
kameIe [6:35 PM]:   do you have a wig?
bong13 [6:35 PM]:   nope
kameIe [6:35 PM]:   i'm really sorry
kameIe [6:35 PM]:   but i have to go
bong13 [6:36 PM]:   oh it's ok
bong13 [6:36 PM]:   thank you for talking to me
kameIe [6:36 PM]:   i just think maybe if you talked to a psychologist or something
kameIe [6:36 PM]:   they could give you advice.
kameIe [6:36 PM]:   good luck.
bong13 [6:36 PM]:   thanks.. goodnight

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 04:05:49 GMT

ilIuzionist [5:30 PM]:   yo
kameIe [5:30 PM]:   hello.
kameIe [5:30 PM]:   who is this?
ilIuzionist [5:32 PM]:   dustin
ilIuzionist [5:32 PM]:   irishlove23
kameIe [5:32 PM]:   oh, sup.
ilIuzionist [5:34 PM]:   nothing. my aol is gone. dunno if someone hacked it, got TOS'd or didnt pay the bill
ilIuzionist [5:34 PM]:   either way it's gone
kameIe [5:35 PM]:   oh. ;\
ilIuzionist [5:36 PM]:   so fuck it. i dont have the money to waste on aol
ilIuzionist [5:37 PM]:   anyway. i always loved you most of all, btw
kameIe [5:37 PM]:   ... wtf.
ilIuzionist [5:37 PM]:   oh, yeah...you didnt know.
ilIuzionist [5:38 PM]:   rofl, i figured trey or mark would have told you by now
kameIe [5:38 PM]:   uh what
kameIe [5:38 PM]:   i don't talk to trey or mark
ilIuzionist [5:38 PM]:   that i liked you.
ilIuzionist [5:39 PM]:   see, they knew i liked you. i thought you knew. i figured you were mean to me cuz you knew i liked you and it upset you.
kameIe [5:39 PM]:   uh, no.
kameIe [5:39 PM]:   i didn't know.
ilIuzionist [5:39 PM]:   ROFL
ilIuzionist [5:39 PM]:   Lol, i swear i thought you knew.
kameIe [5:39 PM]:   nope ...
ilIuzionist [5:40 PM]:   oh, well. how does this make you feel?
kameIe [5:41 PM]:   honestly?
kameIe [5:41 PM]:   i don't really care.
ilIuzionist [5:41 PM]:   thats cool
ilIuzionist [5:41 PM]:   it's the thrill of the chase that gets me.
ilIuzionist [5:42 PM]:   if i played my shit right and got you, i'd end up calling you a coconut nigger and laughing at you
kameIe [5:42 PM]:   there is no chase.
ilIuzionist [5:42 PM]:   rofl yes there is
ilIuzionist [5:42 PM]:   there's always a chase on aol
ilIuzionist [5:42 PM]:   cuz all you dumb whores moan and cry about it. you all want it, in some form or another
kameIe [5:42 PM]:   i wouldn't have even given you a chance
ilIuzionist [5:43 PM]:   no one, including myself denies that there's something about having odd relationships over the internet
ilIuzionist [5:43 PM]:   bullshit. given a good sn, and playing my cards right. you're full of shit. aol is all about appearance
kameIe [5:44 PM]:   no.
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   all you gotta do is present yourself, and lie the right ways
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   yes
kameIe [5:44 PM]:   lmao, right.
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   everyone on aol is ignorant...except trey
kameIe [5:44 PM]:   whatever helps you sleep at night, dustin.
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   yep
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   wanna know what helps me sleep at night?
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   a blowjob and a perkasette, or hydrocodone
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   sometimes a couple of beers
ilIuzionist [5:44 PM]:   mainly a nice pain pill
kameIe [5:45 PM]:   good for you.
ilIuzionist [5:45 PM]:   yeah
ilIuzionist [5:45 PM]:   k im gonna go get drunk and watch a great boxing match
ilIuzionist [5:46 PM]:   tomorrow i'll wake up and wash my camaro then go fuck alyisa 6 ways from sunday
ilIuzionist [5:46 PM]:   have a good evening
kameIe [5:46 PM]:   yeah, bye.

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 01:44:40 GMT

versatyle ma [3:15 PM]:  Hi.
versatyle ma [3:16 PM]:  You don't like black people?
kameIe [3:18 PM]:  uh, what
versatyle ma [3:18 PM]:  Uh, I think you saw what I typed?
versatyle ma [3:18 PM]:  You don't like black people?
kameIe [3:19 PM]:  where did you get that impression from?
versatyle ma [3:19 PM]:  Someone said you were racist.
versatyle ma [3:19 PM]:  Said you didn't like black people.
versatyle ma [3:19 PM]:  And i heard some :23 second freestyle from you using an inapproprate word.
kameIe [3:19 PM]:  roflmao
kameIe [3:20 PM]:  that's not a freestyle
versatyle ma [3:20 PM]:  From a song, right?
versatyle ma [3:20 PM]:  Missy?
kameIe [3:20 PM]:  obviously.
kameIe [3:21 PM]:  if you knew me better, and obviously you don't, you'd know that i like to make fun of a lot of races. and seeing that i have ten ethnicities, i think it would be very hard to be racist. sorry if you got the wrong impression.
versatyle ma [3:21 PM]:  Not making an assumption.
versatyle ma [3:21 PM]:  I asked a question.
kameIe [3:22 PM]:  why do you care?
versatyle ma [3:22 PM]:  Because I wanted to know.
versatyle ma [3:22 PM]:  I wanted to know if you were racist.
versatyle ma [3:22 PM]:  So I asked.
versatyle ma [3:22 PM]:  That's why I care.

All right, let's get things straight. If that wav of me saying "nigger" three times offended you, then why are you on my friend's list? That means we probably don't talk much -- or ever, for that matter. So leave. If I'm such a fucking racist kike bitch, why are you still here? Go ahead and unadd me. I promise that I won't cry.

I'll put money on the fact that after that girl was done talking to me, she was thinking, "ignorant white bitch."

Chew it and swallow. Get over it or get lost.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:19:24 GMT

Happy September 11th.

Remles (6:51:01 PM):  happy sep 11.
asscxnt (6:51:24 PM):  slakjglkjasglkLKSJG DIE
Remles (6:51:24 PM):  had your moment of silsece?
asscxnt (6:51:44 PM):  NO
Remles (6:51:49 PM):  i didn't have my moment either.
Remles (6:51:54 PM):  but i did fly a plane today.

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 11:12:04 GMT

I really hate thieves.

A while ago, I gave my old username, vikkktor, away to a girl named Alex. Last night I decided to check up on what she had done with the journal, only to find out that not only is she friends with that dumb kike, Angie (angiestoleit), but she stole my old icons from Caleida and still had my old layout up. When I politely asked her to remove the stolen icons and layout, the jackass denied everything and deleted the journal.

That was a very bad move on her part.

In retaliation, I requested the journal password and was pleased to find out that it's the very same password for her e-mail account. Basically, I changed all of the passwords for every journal she has created on Caleida, GreatestJournal, and LiveJournal, as well as the password to her e-mail, so she has no access whatsoever.

Owned.